Tuesday 27 April 2010

Clegg and Foggy; sharing the last of the wine

It’s quite delightful to see Nick Clegg, Corporal Clegg, come under some hard scrutiny by the right-wing press; under scrutiny by The Telegraph, The Mail and The Express. So much has come out since he ‘won’ the first round of the political X Factor; details of his expenses claims, of his past as a professional lobbyist, of his contempt for this country revealed by an article he wrote for The Guardian in 2002.

I always knew that Clegg was a political fraud and that his party is a positive danger to the interests of this country; one only has to read through their manifesto to reach that conclusion. The Guardian piece genuinely took me by surprise. I have no recollection of this making an impact at the time – I was still at school -, though I imagine it was ignored because, well, who then would have cared about such a colourless nonentity?

Surprise was quickly succeeded by anger; anger that this man could so downplay the role of his own country (is it his country?) in defeating the Nazis; anger that he could sing to a Continental gallery, saying that Germany was a vastly more prosperous nation and that “we need to be put back in our place.” I’m not quite sure where Clegg conceives ‘our place’ to be, other than under the heel of his beloved European super state.

It’s impossible to deny, of course, that Germany is a vastly more prosperous country. The reason for that is simple. Germany put all of its effort into rebuilding a shattered economy after the Second World War. Britain, on the other hand, whose economy was exhausted, if not ruined, set about under the socialists on a programme of ruinous welfare spending at the worst possible time. We have gone through a depressing cycle ever since: prosperity bequeathed by the Tories has always been destroyed by Labour profligacy.

I have little doubt that the Liberal Democrats would have been equally profligate if they had come close to power; I have little doubt that the Liberal Democrats will ruin the economy of this country if they do come to power.

Returning to Clegg, the treatment he has received at the hands of the press is frankly disgusting. It’s OK, it’s OK; I’ve not gone completely loopy; that’s the assessment of Peter Mandelson, Lord Rumba of Rio, who has denounced the ‘smear’ campaign against his political colleague…sorry, rival! I was getting confused there.

Gosh, what a hypocrite Rumba is! It was he, along with Alistair Campbell, who might be said to have invented the modern smear campaign, one based on the lowest forms misinformation and character assassination. His attempts to suggest that the Conservative Party was behind the Clegg stories, all based on fact, has been described by Sir Malcolm Rifkind as silly, juvenile and vintage Mandelson. “If Mandelson is your best friend”, he continued, “you’ve got serious problems.”

Rumba certainly sees Nick’s as his new best friend, there can be no mistake about that; he is Clegg’s Foggy. I can just see the two of them pottering around, spinning their own political fantasy world as the bottle rapidly empties, as the wine is all but drunk. They deserve one another; they are two of a kind.


  1. Ah, I think I've added a photo so I'll just post another superfluous comment, to see if I've done so properly.

  2. Mandelson will find a way to stick around regardless of whether Labour do well at the election :(.

    Agree with you on Clegg. If the LibDems weren't so pro-EU they'd probably fair a lot better. The LibDems should be more critical - they're supposed to be liberal right?

    PS. Gordon Brown + member of public + live TV = car crash. Fantastic day! :))

    He's just alienated a lot of Labour's traditional support base by deriding that woman as a 'bigot'. Especially since many probably share her views, Labour or not. Confirming what people already knew I suppose, New Labour know what's best, not the bigots/idiots/electorate. Mandelson stating the obvious, "we all say things we don't believe" - like that Gordon is the right man for the job? We have a child running the country. "He knows what he done was wrong... he didn't mean to say it" :)).

  3. Garrett, you have. :-)

    OC, I try to follow in the steps of Doctor Goebbels! I actually agree that older people in this country can be obsessed a little too much with WWII, and John Cleese got a lot of fun out of this in a now famous episode of Fawlty Towers, an old sitcom. But Clegg did not stop there. He went on to say that the country needs to be 'put in its place' which I find most objectionable.

    Yes, they've had a system of social insurance since the days of Bismarck, though there is a far better overall balance in their system of economic and social policy.

    Jimmy, yes, I saw that. Utterly priceless!