Thursday, 25 February 2010
Boring Democracy to Death
What’s the least exciting nation in Europe? Don’t pause; give a quick answer, a reflex. I would guess most people would opt for Belgium. Now, who is the least exciting, most boring politician in Europe? Yes, of course; it’s Herman van Rompuy, Mister Euro President, dear old Rumpy Pumpy, the very personification of Belgium. I saw him depicted in a cartoon recently as a smurf, an apt image, I thought.
Did you catch the recent news; did you see Nigel Farage’s broadside against Rumpy? It came on the occasion of his first appearance in the laughable European Parliament as President. UKIP is not my party, and Farage is not my man, but my admiration for him grew as I watched Rumpy squirm under his withering invective. “I don’t want to be rude”, Farage said, and then proceeded to be remarkably rude, direct and to the point, clearly aiming at a British audience and not the torpid placemen in this chamber, this shallow façade of democracy
It was quite brilliant; blogland is buzzing with it, buzzing at the onslaught against this mediocrity. We were told, Farage said, that when we had a president that the man would be a giant political figure, the leader of five hundred million people, the man who would represent all of us on the world stage, and what did we get? “Well, I’m afraid what we got was you”. And then he really let rip. Rumpy has the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low grade bank clerk. The question Farage asked, the question I want to ask, I imagine most of us want to ask, is quite simple: who are you?
As the members from here, there and everywhere started to grumble at his boldness and audacity Farage responded, quite rightly, with a truly cutting remark - “Oh, I know democracy is not popular with you lot.”
There is just so much truth in that. The Europeans know next to nothing of democracy, one of the simple lessons of their history, no sooner out of bed with fascism than into bed with communism. But these movements were too direct, far too obvious; the uniforms, the flags and the dictators were just too over the top, too exciting. Why not just bore democracy to death; why not increase immeasurably the power of a faceless bureaucracy, why not let a President emerge by a deeply undemocratic process, rather like a mole from a hole, the hole being Belgium? Yes, why not?
Europe laboured and laboured, finally bringing forth a mole, finally bringing forth Rumpy Pumpy. Nazi Europe was destroyed by arms; Communist Europe by ideas; Bureaucratic Europe may very well be destroyed by ridicule. Let’s hope so.
Posted by Anastasia F-B at 17:16
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For a brilliant surmise of Belgium, see In Bruges lol.ReplyDelete
Farage is right haha - Belgium "a non-country", fantastic, bound to cut deep, though very mean :(. The EU will win with apathy and disinterest, the more Rumpy Cuntys, the more miserable fuckers in pubs getting blind drunk and pretending everything isn't going to pot. Frumpy and Broon, a killer combination for us.
I'll have a look, Jimmy. I'm sure you will be interested in a piece called The Rabbit Trumpet Blows his Trumpet, which I intend to post later today.ReplyDelete
I do think this is amusing! And one does need Farage to have said what he said. But surely Belgium is a country, possibly the Cananda of Europe, and Rumpuy was their prime minister, so he isn't all that unknown. Okay he is unknown, but popularity and fame isn't necessarily the measure of good figure head. But I kind of get what you mean about Europe not so great on democracy.ReplyDelete
No, it's not. Try to imagine the stupid giants in fairy tales. Well, then you are half way to understanding the European Union. :-))ReplyDelete
"UKIP is not my party, and Farage is not my man, but my admiration for him grew as I watched Rumpy squirm under his withering invective". Ana, this is the closet I've ever got to a kind party political word from you. And I'll happily take it!ReplyDelete
Well then, take it. :-)ReplyDelete
Oh, believe me, it's been safely deposited in a Portuguese urn and placed in a Greek bank.ReplyDelete