Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Did you see Herman van Rumpuy, Rumpey van Pumpy, as I prefer to think of him, trundled out last week to fumble over his statement reassuring the markets that all is sound in euro land? What did you think, not about the statement or about his performance, no, about him? I found myself recalling Mark Twain’s famous remark “The report of my death was an exaggeration”, hotly followed by Dorothy Parker’s response on being told of the demise of the notoriously laconic President Calvin Coolidge “How can they tell?”
There he is, dear old Rumpy Pumpy, the living shape of the Continent, the man Henry Kissinger would call when he wanted to talk to Europe. All that fuss and effort, all those discarded referenda, all those endless debates over constitutions and treaties; all that wasted money. What was the result of these Herculean labours? Why, Rumpey van Pumpey, the front man for the Paris-Berlin Axis.
I’m being too hard, I suppose; the poor old soul is a symptom, not the disease, a symptom of the whole rotten anti-democratic European project, a man so tepid he makes Gordon Brown look charming and charismatic. Apparently Barack Obama has declined an invitation to attend the Euro summit in May, saying he’s “too busy”; either that or he simply can’t face Rumpy.
Do you know much about this Flemish Tiger? No, neither do I. What I do know is that he has been droning on ever since taking office about the need to double growth in order to pay for social welfare systems, systems that he rather bizarrely refers to as the “European way of life.” There you have it: the huddled masses yearning to breath free are flooding over the dykes so that they can enjoy doles that are part of the “European way of life.” In future each and every one of us will have to work twice as hard to sustain the “European way of life.” Angela Merkel is all too aware that the Greeks are anxious to hold on to the “European way of life.”
Let me leave you with a quotation:
It is highly questionable whether when 'Europe speaks with one voice', as we are so often told it is doing, anyone is really listening. Europe's reputation as a serious player in international affairs is unenviable. It is a feeble giant whose desperate attempts to be taken seriously are largely risible.
Perhaps you can guess who wrote this? How prescient, how apposite it is: Europe, a feeble giant, speaking with the risible voice of President Rumpey van Pumpey. I wonder what Dorothy Parker would have made of him? :-))
Posted by Anastasia F-B at 16:45
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Why do I always think of Geoffrey Howe and dead sheep when I see this idiot.....ReplyDelete
Surely Howe was more exciting? :-))ReplyDelete
Howe's day of glory was his resignation speech when he savaged Mrs T. :-)ReplyDelete
Savaged by a sheep!ReplyDelete